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Sardar has got a job of traffic police,But He was dismissed on the 1st day why?Becoz he fined an ambulance 4 overspeed.

Santa 2 pandit: ye tere sir par choti kyu? Pandit: Ye mera ANTENA hai, Isse muje vichar aate hai. Santa: Kamal hai yaha to Dish Tv hai to bhi nahi aate..

History teacher asked Santa: Name kalidas's brother who was a shoemaker. Santa: Adidas

Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!! Happy B'Day....

Aisi Zameen Aur Aasman Inkay Siwa Jaana Kahan Bhadti Rahe Yeh Roshni Chalta Rahe Yeh Karvan Dil Dil Hindustan Jaan Jaan Hindustan Happy Independence Day

May divine light of Diwali spread lots of peace, prosperity,happiness and good health in your life. Wishing You a very Happy Diwali

Gulabi se bachpan yaad aaya.Surkh Lal se jawani.Pile,nile,safed huye jab hui shaadi.40 k baad b dikhe hariyali.Kaale ki baat na kare, kaala sabse bhaari.Jis Rang me dube ho mubarak ho wo rang.Bhul k saare ranj-o-gum.Khele Holi..Sang-Sang