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A guy told his friend, ?My father?s name is laughing and my mother?s name is smiling.? So the friend asks, ?Is your name kidding?? The guy says, ?That?s my brother?s name and I am joking.?

Hansa:Automatically ka matlab kya hota hai?Praful:Jab auto me koi ladki baithti hai aur uske sir pe ek bhi baal na ho to usko kehte hain,Auto-main-Takli!

Santa at petrol Pump-Bhai 1 rs Ka petrol dal de SalesMan:- Itna Sa Dalva kaha Jana Hai? Santa:- jana kaha hai,hum to aise hi piase udate hai

SAnta ko raat me bahut machar kaat rahe the, SANTA ne gusse me zahar pee liya aur bola ab kaato saalo sab k sab maroge.

Why did santa keep the door open while bathing? Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole

A prayer: 2 bless ur way A wish : 2 lighten ur moments A cheer: 2 perfect ur day A text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Thousands laid down their lives so tat our country is breathing this day. Never forget their sacrifice .. 'Happy Independence Day Jai Hind'