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Never break anyone's heart, While breaking heart of others Think first what will happen When someone will break ur heart...Gud nite
Tireness draws across the mind making the body fade flexibility n soon windows of soul begin 2 close N enter the dreamland! Sweet Dreams!
Why do bosses prefer round table conferences? So that no1 can corner them.
Marwadi sms:Jab BAGA me BAHAR awegi, tab mhare SMS ki BARSAT awegi, tanhaiya to thari dur ho jawegi par mharo BILL bhrawa kai thari sasu awegi.?
Sardar was riding a helicopter.Aftr sumtime it crashd! Frnd: What happnd? SardIt was cold at the top so I switchd off d helicopter fan."
Banta: yaar tum itne bade ho gaye ho aur abi tak dadi aur mooch nahi aayi. SANTA: yaar main apni maa pe gaya hu na isliye.
Santa: "Kitna padhey likhe(qualified) ho?" Banta: "B.A." Santa: "Saala, 2 akshar padha, woh bhi ulta?"
