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Q: Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge? santa:Us rassi ko bolengey NOKIA - Connecting pipal

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again

I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don't know to express my feelings in SMS.

INDIAI - INTELLIGENTN- NATIOND- DEVELOPINGI - INA- ALL FIELDSProud to be an INDIAN. HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY WISHES.Jai Hind

Laxmi aayegi itni ki sab jagah naam hoga, Din raat vyapar bade itna adhik kaam hoga, Ghar pariwar samaj me banoge sartaj, Yehi kamna hai hamari aap ke liye Diwali ki Dhero Shubh Kamanaye.

On ths auspicious occassion of Gudi Padwa, v wish U & UR family a lt of joy, success & fresh beginings fr d new year.

Aaj agar apka sms ayega tohi hum roti khayenge warna aj gusse me paneer paratha aur kashmiri pulao chole bethure k baad icecream kha kar hi so jayenge.