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Santa Ne Bantase pucha:Tum postpaid ke bajay prepaid ko kyun use karte ho? Banta:Ppme bahut fayda hai, Isme cal honeke bad bil badhne ke bajay cum ho jata hai.

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days. Guess why? Becoz somebody had told him that it is wrong to sleep with married women..

Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.

Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

May all your days be filled with memories and flowers, friendship and happy hours.Happy Birthday

Aao Zuk Kr Salam Kare Unhe Jinke Hisse Me Ye Mukam Ata He Khushnasib Hota He Wo Khun Jo Watan K Kam Ata He

"Kumkum"Bhare Kadmo Se Aaye"LAYXMIJI"Apke DwarSukh Sampati Mile Aapko Apardiwali Ki subhkamnaye Kare Sweekar,Wish u Happy diwali: