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wake up & wink those teeny-weeny eyes. Stretch those inzy-winzy bones. Wear that jolly winning smile & tell urself 2day is a beautiful day. Gud morning?

Wash ur face& wash ur feet!Sleep time's hereby the hour's beat.Now ur vision is bleak& sweet dreams u seek,Hope this NighT's SLeeP is Good & Deep.

Ur d reason why I hav sleepless nights. Ur d reason why I tend to hold my pillow tight. It?s u dat I?m thinking of when I lay down at night. And ur d reason I can?t sleep without sayin goodnight.

Mr A: my wife kisses me every night when I get home. Mr B: mine too, but only 2 c if I have been drinking.

Munna bhai: Abe circuite bata, agar bina dato ka kutta kate to kya karne ka? Circuit: simple he na bhai, bole to bina sui k 14 injection lagane ka.

Santa- Maine kabhi bhi shadi nahi karuga aur aur aur Aur Na Hi Apne baccho ko karne Dunga.

Santa: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me. I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"