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SaNTA My mobile bill how much? Centre girl: Just dial 123 to know ur current bill. SANTA Stupid,not current bill My mobile bill..

Man: Santa where were U born? Santa: Punjab. Man: Which part? Santa: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar.

Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why? Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..

Its just another day, but this one is the best of the year! Happy Birthday my sweetheart

Freedom in Mind,Faith in Words,Pride in our Heart,Memories in our SoulsLets Salute the Nation on REPUBLIC DAY

DIYE SE ROSHAN HO AAPKE GHAR DWAR, KHUSHIYA AYE BAR BAR, SAFALTA HAR DAM KARE APKA INTEZAR, SHUBH KAMNAO K SATH MANAO DIWALI KA TYOHAR.

Swagat nav varshache. Asha aakankshache. Sukh samruddhiche, padata dwari paaul GUDHICHE. “Happy Gudipadwa”