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Why does history keep repeating it self? Because we weren't listening the first time !

MUNNA BHAI : Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha. MAMU : Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya? MUNNA BHAI : Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

Santa har sunday holi khelta tha1 admi ne pucha santa ji aap har sunday holi Q khelte ho ?santa :- OYE, SUNDAY MATLAB HOLI-DAY..

Postman: I Had To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet Santa: why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

Santa & banta sending sms 2 their gfs. Santa:mai tere mobile se apni gf ko sms bheju dekhte hain kya kahti hai? Banta: No, agar usne handwriting pehchan li to...?

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, someone thinks about you, someone needs you;but it feels much better when you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

H_NDU MUSL_M S_KH_SAEEBUDDH_STc hw we loose our Identity if we 4get 'I' of INDIAN.... B INDIAN.Happy REPUBLIC DAY.. JAIHIND!!!