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A drunk santa fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!

Santa apni GF ko I love u kehta aur gir jata. Girl: Yeh kya kar rahe ho? Santa : I am falling in love.

Hey its ur birthday , u know i'v never 4get ur b'th day when ever i'm alive coz ur and my b'th day is same day...happy birthday.!!!

Na poocho jamane ko kya hamari kahani hai. Hamari pehchaan to sirf yeh hai ki hum HINDUSTANI hai. Happy Republic Day..

D lights glowing on Diwali inspire us 2 shine in our true spirit! May dis glittering festival mak u shine all d way! Wish you a great Diwali

Subeh Subeh uth ke ho jawo Fresh, Pehenlo aj sobse aacha sa koi Dress, Doston ka sath aab chalo Ghumne, Eid Mubarak Karo sabko jo aaye Samne. Tumko bhi EID MUBARAK

My Smile + my Joy + my Pleasure + my Life +my Love+ my Relief + my Honour & my Pride = Your 1 SMS.Ab socho app ke SMS ki Keemat..So,sms me everyminute..