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Can I go to the theatre? Asks a mosquito ot her mother. "yes but be aware, pay attention during the applause."

Papu hotel me hath dhone jata hai or Basin dhone lag jata hai. Waiter-Sir ye kya kar rahe hai? Papu-Are yaha likha hai Na WASH BASIN..

Santa-Tum Dusaro Se Q Kehte Ho Ki Me Murkh Hu. Banta- Maaf Krna Mujhe Nahi Pata Tha Ki Ye Baat Gupt Rkhni Hai.

Santa: "When I woke up this morning, I felt like going out and getting a job."banta: "Did you?" Santa: "No. I stayed in bed until the feeling passed."

Pappu was writing his father's name on a 1000 Watt bulb. Santa asked him: What are you doing? Pappu: Aapka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy birthday!

Here is a wishing that the coming new year is a glorious one that rewards all endeavors with success