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Sir, kal raat Qaidiyo ne jail me Ramayan ki thi! Jailor : Isme itne hairan kyo ho? Sir,Hanuman bna Qaidi abhi tak sanjivni leker lauta nahi!

Santa Pilot se head phoneCheen Raha hota hai....Pilot : Yeh Kya kar rahe ho ?Santa: Ticket Hum Dein Aur Gane ( Songs) Tu Akela sune

A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA

Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, BETA hua BETA. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It?s a gal

for your birthday??..i want to wish you a happy happy bday & also want you to know that you are loved by all of your friends.always take care.GOD bless you & ur family. love you

I Wish a wish for You Dear? Sending you Big bunch of Wishes from the Heart close to where? Wish you a Very Happy New Year

It Is Time To Feel Good, Time 4 Reunion, Time 2 Share Happiness, Time To Feel Being Loved, Time 2 Show Ur Love, Time 2 Live For Others And Time To Wish For Peace. HAPPY DIWALI