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Santa saw a man stealing a purse. THIEF:"There is Rs.1100 in the purse. V can take 50-50" Santa : Okay,bt Wht bout d remaining 1000?

santa goes to a petrol pump..He reads notice:..DON'T USE MOBIL PHONE HERE..He picks his cell, call every1 & says "DON'T CALL ME NOW, I am at Petrol Pump.....

Its always a treat to wish Happy Birthday to someone so Sweet.

The Old Year has gone. Let the dead past bury its own dead. The New Year has taken possession of the clock of time. All hail the duties and possibilities of the coming twelve months!

Dear Godess Lakshmi Bless the reciepent of this message with thirteen times Dhan on this Dhan Teras Happy DhanTeras

Wishing U a Very Very "HAPPY EID MUBARIK"Wid Luv And Best Wishes.. May That Eid Day Brings LOT of HAppiness And JOYS in ur LIFE. May u Live Long LIFE... And That EID day Will comes in UR life Hundrad Times...Remember me in ur prayers

English shayari. Lipsticks are girls beauty Wa wa wa. Lipsticks are girls beauty Wa wa wa. And kissing them is Boys duty