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Judge: tum apne pati ko divorce kyu dena chahti ho?Lady: kyunki wo har aadhi raat ko uthkar bolta hai, "ab mujhe ghar jana chahiye...!!

Santa ji aapko kabhi pyar nahi hua ? santa - o yar hua tha, par wo manti nahi thi, hamesha i love U kheti thi, pata nahi ye ullu ka pattha 'U' kaun tha.

santa got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it was written: "2-3 yrs"

TEACHER : you call your mother as MUM.. what will you call your mother's younger sister & elder sister? Santa singh : MINIMUM & MAXIMUM...

The innocence of this day bring nack all the fond memories of childhood and laughters of gatherings on this day. ..The day is special and so are you, all the best is wished for you, on your birthday. ..HAPPY BIRTHDAY

New Year's eve is like every other night; there is no pause in the march of the universe, no breathless moment of silence among created things that the passage of another twelve months may be noted; and yet no man has quite the same thoughts this evening that come with the coming of darkness on other nights.

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye happy dhan teras to you and your family