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Santa drives in2 1-way & cross NO ENTRY board. Police: Oye tainu No ENTRY da board dekha nai? Santa" Oye!Mainu lagga film poster hai

1st Sardar:Jab main chhota tha tab Kutab Minar se gir gaya tha 2nd sardar: Fir tu mar gya ki bach gaya? 1st:Mujhe yad nahi kuyoki tab mai bahut chhota tha na.

Banta:Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana? SaLeSMan:PLAIN Main Dikhau? Banta:Hawaai Jahaaj Tak Jane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Dona.

Sending birthday blessings Filled with love and peace and joy Wishing sweetest things happen Right before your eyes !

New Year brings just Happiness not Tear,Everybody loves only You Dear,All your Problems will be Finish..It's 4 u my Spl NEW YEAR'S wish.

May the good times and treasures of the present become the golden memories of tomorrow.Wish you lots of love, joy and happiness. MARRY CHRISTMAS

As Allah waters HIS Creation, May HE also sprinkle HIS wonderous blessings over you and your beloved ones.EID MUBARAK