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Buddha Principal se:Zara BANTI ko bulado Principal:Aap kaon?Buddha:Uska dada Principal:Wo chhutti leker aapki MAYYAT me gaya hai.

Santa 2 Bill Gates:Sir,How is it tht ur name is Gates bt u r selling WINDOWS

santa on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? santa: No this is her husband speaking............

Q. Why can't Banta dial 911? A. He cannot find eleven on the phone!

I hope that your day is Blessed with happiness and joy Sunshine and friendship Happy Birthday

Dil ko Dhadkanse pehle Ristoko Ristedari se pehle Pyar ko Mohabat se pehle Khusi ko gum se pehle aur APKO Kuch samay pehle "HAPPY NEW YEAR

your as big boned as father christmas claus, your as stupid as a donkey, your as shit in bed as a camal, but your still the right person for me!