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Sardar ki maa mar gayi. 1admi-ma mujhe b lejati. 2-4aur bole-ma hume b lejati. Sardar-Chup hojao Saalo,ma kya sumo karke gayi he kya?

Napolean:"In my dictionary there's no word called "IMPOSSIBLE" Sardar:"Abi bolne se kya faida,jab kharida tabi barabar dekhna chahie na.

santa was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected : He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought hewrote : Yes

Many Many HAPPY returns of d day Dekha Tumne kya socha tha?Tum nahi bataoge to mujhe pata nahi chalegaki aajANIMALS DAY HAI!u naughty where's d party?

A Butiful ear is wating 4 u,Walk vth Aims,Run vth Confidence,Fly vth ur Achives.May u Have a Lovely ear ahead.!HAPY NW EAR.

I hope you have a wonderful Christmas & a great new year. Hopefully Santa will be extra good to you. Merry Christmas & Happy new year

1 Month of Ramzan 4 WeEks of BaRkat 30 Dayz Of Forgiveness 720 Hours Of Guidance 43200 Minutes Of Purification HaPpy RaMzAn