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Teacher To Student: Tmhai'n Apne Papa Se Kitne Paise Milte Hyn ... ? Student : Mjhe Kia Milenge, wo Tou Khud Mummy Se Le Ker Jate Hyn

Man: I got a brand new Ford IKON 4 my wife!Santa: Wow! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!

Santa: JALDI KAR KHIDKI SE KOOD, POLICE AA RAHI HAI.Banta: LEKIN YE 13've MANZIL HAI.Santa: YE SHAGUN-APSHAGUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI

santa calls Air India. "How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?" "Just a sec," comes an answer. "Thank you." says the Sardarji and hangs up!

A heart free from sadness, a mind free from worries, a life full of gladness, a body free from illness, a spirit full of God?s love. My prayers for you today and always. Happy Birthday!

Many thanks for your new years wishes . Hp this year brings a lot of reasons to give u n your family a lot of joy, success n good health.HAPPY NEW YEAR

Christmas is church bells chiming joyfully across the wintry sky, telling of the miracle that came from God on high . Merry Christmas.