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Be so rich that u can buy the most expensive thing u desire ,but be so expensive that no richness on the earth can buy you. Good Night

Zindgi me kamyab hone k liye MANZIL zaruri he, use pane ka KHWAB aur khwab dekhne k liye NIND. Apni MANZIL ki pehli sidi chado "SO JAO" GOOD NIGIT

What did one magnet say to the other? I find you very attractive.

gupta in Jail-Bachpan me ma ki bat suni hoti to aj ye din na dekna padta Mehta-Kya kehti thi maa? gup-Jb bat hi nai suni to kaise batau

Sardar:Mera 5saal ka beta pagal hain usne kaamwali ko PREGNANT bana diyaDr.Kaise?Sardar:Pagal ne aalpin se mere sare CONDOM me ched kardiye

SANTA: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho? BANTA: Suicide karne ke liye SANTA: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai? BANTA: Kahin infection na ho

Santa barme ro raha tha.Bar owner kyon ro rahe ho?santa bola oye kya karoon jis ladkika naam bhoolna chahta hu uska naam Yaad nahi raha hai