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Heights of laziness: Boy-Papa 1glass pani dedo. Papa-Khudlelo. Beta-Plz dedo. Papa-Ab manga to thappad dunga. Beta-Jab thapad dene aaoge to pani lete aana.

An ASS,behind another ASS,behind that I,and behind me the whole NATION....A Sardar teaching his children the spelling of ASSASSINATION!!!

Titanic K Sath Santa B Dub Rha Tha Or Hass B Rha Tha Banta:Oye Kyu Hass Rha He Santa:Shukr He MeNe ReTuRN TiCKeT Nhi Khrida

Santa kept a labour to get assitance in agriculture field.one day the labour became ill.what did sardar do then? Ans:He took him to the labour room of the local hospital so that he can be treated there

Hum aapke janamdin par dete hain yeh dua Hum aur tum milkar, honge kabhi na juda Jivan bhar sath denge apna he ye vaada Tuj par apni jaan bhi denge, apna he ye irada

Happy new YearI know its too early,but i hv hundreds of hotties n handsomes 2 wish. So i thought to finish OFF wid Uncles n Aunties first.

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another. The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other. Merry xmas