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I bought my wife a new car. She called and said, "There was water in the carburetor." I asked her, "Where's the car?" She replied,. In the lake."

BeggaOh Sundari, andha hoon, paanch rupya de de Santa to his wife: De de, de de, tujhe sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai.

2 Sardar Bank Lootney GayMager Gun Ghar Per Bhool GayeLakin Phir Bhi Bank Loot LiyaPta Hai Kaise???Bank Manager Bhi Sardar TahKehne LagaI Trust U....Gun Kal Dikha Jana

Why couldn't the santa write the number "eleven"? He didn't know which "one" comes first...

Santa Singh returned back from the cinema hall without watching the cinema.what was the name of the cinema? Ans:NO ENTRY

No archies card to give, No sweet flowers to send, No cute graphics to forward, just a CARING heart with lovely saying HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Sunehri dhoop bersaat ke bad,thori si husi her baat ke baad,usi tara ho mubarik aap ko NAYA SAAL .Wish u a Happy new year