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sardar ji ne apni biwi ko apne dost ke sath dekhaor apnay dost ko goli maar disardar ki biwi boli:-agar aap ka yehi behaiviour raha to 1 dinaap saray dost kho betho gay-

Hoarding on Sardar's xerox shop : "XEROX DONE IN ALL LANGUAGES"

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn?t turns up for 4 days. Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.

Wishing you not just a smile but laughter, Not just happiness but joy, Not just riches but wealth, And most of all love and peace of mind???Happy Birthday

poore ho aapke sare aim,sada badhti rahe apke fame,milte rahe sabse pyar aur dosti aur mila a lot of fun and masti wish u happy new year

X'mas is love..X'mas is dedication..X'mas is happiness..Happy X'MAS to you and your family with a bunch of love and prayers..

Is se pahle k network jam hoja ye wishing ka silsila aam ho jaye AAP ko dil se wish karne walo me hamara pahle naam ho JAYE""EID MUBARK""