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Banta :- dekh Santa ek saanp teri biwi ko kaat raha hai. Santa :- Dar mat yaar. Vo kaat nhi raha, vo to zehar bharwane aaya hai

In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please! Saint: I don't have. TT: Where do you want to go? Saint: Lord Ram's birth place, Ayodhya! TT: Come, lets go! Saint: Where? TT: Lord Krishna'a birth place, Jail.

Haste rahe aap hazaro ke beech,jaisehaste hai phool bharon k beech, roshan rahe aap dunia me aise,jaise rehta hai chand sitaron k beech.HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,Dedu Jadu Ki Chappi do,char,Aaise hi kat jaye Zindegi without any riskis umeed ka sath Wish You a ......Very HAPPY NEW YEAR

There is no ideal Christmas; only the one Christmas you decide to make as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.

Raat ko naya Chand MUBARAK, Chand ko Chandni Mubarak, Falak ko sitare Mubarak, Aapko aur aapki family ko "EID MUBARAK"..!!

You know that you are the most precious stone in the collection of my secret treasure.. Wishing you very Happy Rakhi and best of luck for every thing.