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Sardar ka dhaba:Custome Oye sardar teri lassi me makkhi he..Sardar:Oye chupkar Dil bada rakh ye nan hi si jaan teri kitni lassi piyegi

A drunk SARDAR fall from 3rd floor,people gathered n asked,kya hua ? He replied,pata nahi me bhi abhi niche aaya hun

Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously... Finally, santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again

The leaves may 4get da tree, the waves may 4get da sea, the flowers may 4get da bee, or even U may 4get me, BUT I will NEVER 4 get your birthday.HB

Oh my Dear, Forget ur Fear,Let all ur Dreams be Clear,Never put Tear, Please Hear, I want to tell one thing in ur Ear Wishing u a very Happy "NEW YEAR"!

From Home to home, and heart to heart, from one place to another The warmth and joy of Christmas, brings us closer to each other.Merry X-mas

Dil ko Dhadkn se pehle,Dost ko Dosti se pehle,Pyar ko Mohabat se pehle,Khushi ko Gum se pehle, Or Aapko 1 din Pehle"EID MUBARAK"