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Doctor:Agar kisi LADKI ko mirgi ka attack ho to use lambikiss karo,Wo thiq ho jayegi..Student:"Par use attack kaise dilaye jaye?"

Shadi me sardar bahut der tak khana kha raha tha.Dusre ne pucha kab tak khaoge?SardaR Main to khud kha kha k thak gayaa hu pr card me likha thaDinne7 to 10pm

Santa 1st time plane me baitha. plane runway pe chal raha tha, tabhi usne pilot ko thappad mara aur bola- mujhe der ho rahi hai aur tu by road jaa raha hai...

How do you recognize Santa's son, Pappu, in School? A: He is the one who erases the books when the teacher erases the board.

That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary

Sabke dilo me ho sabke liye pyar,Aanewala har din Laye khushiyo ka tyohar.Is ummid ke saath aao bhul ke sare gum,New Year ka Kare Welcome

Bells r ringing d wishes of christmas, the flying snowflakes sending most sincere blessings 2 u.Wishing u & ur family a very merry Xmas.