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TeacheHow come you do not comb your hair? Boy: No comb, Sir. TeacheUse your dad's then. Boy: No hair, Sir.

Raabadi ask Lalu:Suniyeji 'Dahi Jamane' ko english me kya bolun? Lalu:Milk was sleepin in the Nightwa,early in the morning it bcom tightwa.!

Sardar:Shirt K Liye Badhiya Kapda Dikhana?SalesMan:PLAIN Me Dikhau?Sardar:Hawai Jahaaz Tak Jaane Ki Kya Jarurat Hai? Yahi Dikha Do na .

Teacher: What is the difference between Landline and Mobile Phone..? Sardar: On landline we dial number with our finger while on mobile we dial number with our thumb.

Santa: I?m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What?s he studying?" Santa: He's not studying, they are studying him!

if I met you on tomorrow I would still give you my heart If you should say, "do you still love me?" I'd say, "Till death do us part"Happy Anniversary

Wishing You Happy New Year,May You always keep in ur Heart theSpecial Beauty and Cheer ofHappy New Year.happy new year 2 all of u