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Teacher : Maine tumhe kutte pe essay likhne kaha tha, Kahan likha? Sardar: Sir, kya karta jaise hi kutte pe pen rakhta tha,wo bhag jata tha..

Santa walks into a library & says, "Can I have a burger and coke?" Librarian, "I'm sorry, this is a library." Santa whispers, "Can I have a burger & fries?"

On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary

A calendar designed for you in NEW YEAR Sweet dreams to brighten spring Smooches to sizzle the summer Warm memories to colour autumn Tight hugs for winter!HAPPY NEW YEAR

Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar, santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamarikare sweekar. Merry Christmas.

No Greeting Card To Give; No Swt Flowers To Send; No Cute Graphics To Forward;Just . . . A LOVING HEART Saying E I D - M U B A R A K .

Let the blessings of Maa Durga usher you! On the eve of Durga Puja I wish for u a Good Health n Happy Moments.Happy NAVRATRI