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Hey, good morning! Rise n shine! As u open ur eyes to greet d morning sun, I wish that you would be well n fine

Before the Golden Sun Rise, let me decorate each of the Rays with Wishes of Success and Happiness 4 u..

Success is like tip of the tail !!!If cat runs to catch the tail.It has to keep running forever.But if it walks in its own style.Tail follows!!Live life with ur own rules?.my best wishes

Hal kaysa hai Janab ka, Kya khayal hai aap ka, Hum to Sou gaye ho ho ho. Tum bhi Sou jawo ha ha ha. Good Night!!

somu:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur current bill status. somu:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka.

Dr.-Kal dawai PEELI thi?Patient-Nahi, wo to LAAL thiDr.(shouted)-Mera matlab KHA LEE thi?Patient-Nahi Doctor Sahab, wo to BHARI thi !

How Can U Take d Window Seat From a Santa Going To London..?? Guess.?Ans:Tell Him That d Seats To London Are In d Middle ROW