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SANTA witnessed an accident & rushed to assist the driver of a car who's seriously injured. Pulling him out of the wreakage, the driver said with breathing difficulty, "Please..call me..ambulance".SANTA replied "Ok, ok Ambulance . . . !

Taxi Driver- petrol khatm ho gaya hai. Gadi aage nahi ja sakti. SARDAR-KOI BAAT NAHI,reverse lelo, vapas ghar chalenga

Banta to petrolpumpwala: Your scheme 'Free Sex with Petrol' is a fraud. Pumpwala: It's not fraud sir. Ask your wife, she has already won 9 times.

Your love makes my days Happy and bright, Into my world you Brought pure delight Joy beyond reason You've given me, Our love is true This I can see.Happy Anniversary

Bith gaya jo saal, Bhul jayye, Is Naya Saal ko Gale lagaye, Karte hai dua hum Rab se sar jhukake... Is Saal ka Sare Sapne poore ho Aapke. *NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*

Lets welcome the year which is fresh Lets welcome the year which is fresh and new,Lets cherish each moment it beholds, Lets celebrate this blissful New year. Merry X-mas

HAWA K HATH 1 ARMAN BHEJA HAI.ROSNI K ZARIYE 1 PAIGAM BHEJA HAI.FURSAT MILE TO KUBUL KAR LENA IS NACHIZ NE EID KA SALAM BHEJA HAI. EID MUBARAK EID MUBARAK.