admin ' SMS Collection - Page 2511

A police recruit was asked during exam, "What would u do if u had to arrest ur own mother?" He said, "Call for backup."

1 larki ne aadhi raat ko larke ko fon kiya: Ghar ajao ghar per koi nhi hai! Larka chla gya. Ghar pe waqai koi nhi tha Taala lga tha..

A studnt atachd Rs.100 Note 2 his test paper & wrote Re.1 for 1 mark, Sardar was paper checker; He sent him Rs.66 back & wrote-U got 34 mark

Sardar orders pizza. Waiter: Sir shud I cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces? Sardar: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge

Three men discussing wives. 1st says my wife is very cold. 2nd says mine is very hot. Santa: I'm confused. I think she is cold but people say she's hot.

We've had our ups and downs,This we both know,Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings.Happy Anniversary

A Year Round Wish 4 U.12 Month Hapiness, 52 wks fun, 365 days Succes, 8,760 sec Good Health, 525,600 mins Good Luck, 31,536,000 sec Of Blessing. Happy New Year