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Santa : People consider me as "God"Banta : How do you know??Santa : When I went to the park today,everybody said, Oh God! Uve come again.

Santa: What do you call a wife who is beautiful, intelligent, understanding, caring, nvr jealous and a great cook? Banta: "Afwaahh"!!

Santa 100 watt bulb par baap ka naam likh raha tha. Baap ne puchha ?kya kar rahe ho?? Santa : baap ka naam roshan kar raha hoon.

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives

We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Years Day

Thank you for the memories of yesterday, for the happiness today, and the promise of all tomorrows! I love you Honey!! Happy Valentine's Day!

May Lord bless you on this auspicious day of Easter, and May it be a new beginning of greater prosperity, success and happiness. Wish you a Happy Easter