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Passengr 2 Bus-Conducto Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rahete Ho?Conductr- 24 Ghante!P- Wo Kaise?Cond- "8 Ghante BUS Me Baki 16 Ghante BIWI KE BAS ME"

A girl sitting in examination hall with sardar ji.. Girl- sardarji, mein tumhari nakal marloo..! Sardar- ahoo, tu meri nakal maar lay, fir mein teri asal maarta hu?

Santa:Yar kal meri Girlfrnd ka b'day he,samajh nai a raha kya du?Banta:Dekhne me kaisi he?Santa:Bahut khobsurat!Banta:Mera number de de!!

Santa: in my dreams rats play football every night. DR: take this tablet you will be ok. Santa: Can I take tommorrow, tonight is final game.

Aaj k is shubh din, Aapne prarambh ki Vevahik jeevan ki yatra ..Aapsi Pyar, Samarpan aur sunder Tal mel se Aapki jivan bagia khush yo se mahak uthi ! Prabhu RADHA KRISHNA Ki tarah hamesha aapki jodi banaye rakhe. Best Wishes on ur Anniversary.

Another fresh new year is here Another year to live! To banish worry, doubt, and fear, To love and laugh and give.Happy New year

Kbhi to dil udas hota he Hlka sa ankhon ko ehsas hota he chalakte he meri bi ankhon s ansu jb kise s dur hone ka ehasas hota he. "HAPPY VALENTINE DAY