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1st thief:Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.1st thief: Hurry! this is no time for superstitions

Boy: Darling Humare Pyaar k bare me kisi ko mat batana, Girl: Priya ko to zaroor bataungi,kehti thi kon pagal hoga jo tujhse Pyaar krega!

3pupil were going on motorcycle,policeman give hand to stop.Santa shouted-oye pagal pahle hi 3 baithay tuje kaha baithe ga

Doctor2Sardar-U hv 206 bones in Ur bodySar-tel it slowlyDr-Y?S-my Dog is outside if it hears i m finishd-

An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted, "Kya nishana lagaya hai!"

LIFE IS FULL OF BEAUTIFUL THINGS: SOFT SUNSETS, PAINTED RAINBOWS DELICATE BLOSSOMS LUV & LAUGHTER QUIET MOMENTS & FANTASTIC PEOPLE LIKE ME

We Will Open The New Book,its Pages R Blank,v R Going To Put Words On Dem Ourselves,the Book Is Called Opportunity And its First Chapter Is New Years Day....HAPPY NEW YEAR