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Fly in the plane of Ambition & Land in the Airport of Success...Luck is yours, Wish is mine...May Ur future always shine...Good Luck

A Bed Of Clouds 4 U 2 Sleep On Diamond Stars As Ur Bedside Lamp Angels Frm Heaven Singin Lullabies 4 U May U Sleep Peacefully Thruout Da Night Gud NYT.....

What's the difference between a good lawyer and a great lawyer?A: A good lawyer knows the law. A great lawyer knows the judge..

Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.Wife : Kaun Sa Faayada?Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai

1st sardar:yaar tum nay apni biwi ko talaq kyon di?2nd sardar:yaar woh bari character less thi shaadi mujh say aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi.

Santa ki patni ne santa se boli aap hazaro me ek hai. santa ne ek tappad mara aur bola baki 999 koun hai?

Santa: Do you know the meaning of WIFE. It means...Without Information Fighting Every time! Jeeto: It could also mean - With Idiot For Ever.