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Sharabi ne Doc se pucha-Aap meri sharab chudva sakte ho? Doc-Ha kyu nahi. Sharabi-Toh mum Police ne meri 200 bottle pakdi hai. Pl chudva do

Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua?Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain!Santa: Subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Sharabi Sardar knocks d door of house.His wife open d door.Sardar-Who r u?Wife-How dare u to 4 get ur wife.Sardar-Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai'BEHAN!'

Santa and Banta are waiting at a bus stop, when a bus pulls up and opens the door. Banta leans inside and asks the driver, "Will this bus take me to Chandigarh?" The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm Sorry." At this Santa leans inside, smiles and twitters, "Will it take ME?"

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.Happy Anniversary

Friendship means to feel some1 in every HEARTBEAT,to find some1 in every THOUGHT,to see some1 with CLOSED EYES and to MISS some1 without reason?.HAPPY FDSHIP DAY

Sweet n short msg by a true lover:"I am Mad forher butwhy I am notMADE for Her!!!"-HAPPY VALENTINE's DAY