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A Sardar found hs wife having affair.Sardr decided 2 kill her & himself.Sardr ne apne kaan pe Gun lagayi or wife ko bola-"Khush mat ho.Agla numbr tera hai.

Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary, May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,As you make a wonderful pair.Happy Wedding

do you know why i feel like the luckiest girl on earth? coz i have gotta bestest dad in the world YOU i'm so proud to be daddy's girl happy fathers day

LOVE is not only made for lovers;Its also for Friends Who luv each other better than lovers.""HaPpY VaLeNtInE DaY.

Chandan Ki Khushbu Resham Ka Haar,Sawan Ki Sugandh Barish Ki Fuhar,Radha Ki Ummide Kanhaiya Ka Pyar,Mubarak Ho Apko 'DASARE' Ka Tyohar.

May this festival of zeal and verve fill your life with lots of energy and enthusiasm and may it help you bring happiness and prosperity to you and your loved ones. Happy Lohri to one and all!