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BHIKHARI:MAAI,EK RUPIYA DE DE!! 3 DIN SE BHUKHA HU!MAI EK RUPIYE KA TU KYA KAREGA?BHIKHARI:WEIGHT KARVAUNGA, DEKHNA HAI KITNA KAM HUA hai

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend.

Teacher : Why u didn't do ur homework ?Sardar : i am in hostel how can i do home work ?''

Why did Santa throw the butter out of the window? A: He wanted to see butterfly!

Long after our anniversary And this greeting has been thrown away Think of the thought behind it,Each and everyday, Happy Anniversary Lover!

You show me how to be a man You help me, guide me, along the way. You're strong, and yet you're gentle, too. I hope I'm just like you, someday!

A sweet quotation:"Love is a gift"If u receive it,open & appreciate it..If not, don't worry..Sumone sumwhere is still wrapping it for U..!Happy V'day.