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PATNI PATI SE:-Aji Agar Me Gum Ho Gai To Tum Kya Karoge...?Pati:-Its A Time To Disco,Kon Dhundega Tujko, Kabhi Na Mile Tu Mujko,Its the time to disco..

Santa-Yaar Ye Bata Is Duniya Me Kitne Desh Hai Banta-Are Pagal Is Duniya Me Ek Hi To Desh Hai Jiska Naam India Hai Baki To Sab Videsh Hai.

Wife: raat tum pi kar gutter mein gir gaye they. Santa: kya bataon, sab GALAT sangat ka asar hai. Hum 4 dost... 4 botlein... aur woh teenon peetay nahi thay

Jeeto: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the other. Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of the mouth

I?m sending this bouquet of love To say that I love you so much I hope I say it often enough I want you to know it?s true,On this special occasion I want to remind you That you are my everything And my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!

I am glad you?re my father; You?re really the best; As a dad, you?re a fine one; I?m so very blessed.