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Bhikari: Sahab ek rupya de do. Sahab: Tumhe sharam nahi road par khade hokar bheek mangte ho Bhikari: Abe tere ek rupye k liye office kholu kya.

gum vo cheez hai,gum vo cheez hai,gum vo cheez hai ,jo kagaz chepkane ke kam aate hai.

Sardawife se.. Kamwali Shanti ko bulao,wife:kyon?sardaDr.bola hai ke raat ko tonik aur goli khao Aurshanti ke sath so jao..

Banta:Where was the Decleration of Independence signed? Santa Singh:at the bottom.

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

Chiraago se agar andhere door hote toh chandni ki chaahat kise hoti..! Kat sakti agar yeh zindagi akele,toh DOST naam ki cheez hi kyun hoti..HAPPY FRIENDSHIPDAY

10000 words 1 cud say.10000 wishes 1 cud pray.10000 miles legs cud walk.10000 sounds a mouth cud talk.10000 times ill b true.10000 ways 2 say i luv u!HAPPY VALENTINE DAY