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Ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola-mobile hai kya?Nurse:-hai pr tu kya karega Bacha:kuch nhi bs God ko miss cal krni hai ki me pahunch gya.

Ek shrabi roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha.Ek din Pujari ne SHIV murti ki jagah GANESH murti rakhi.Shrabi aya,dekha bola Chotu,papa se bolna main aya tha..

Boy:"Oh,look at the dead bird!"Sardar looked at the sky and said "Where, Where?"

santa to banta maine aisi chiz ki khoj ki he jis se tu deewar k aarpar dekh sakta he,banta ne puchha kon c chiz?Santa bola: Khidki.

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the

Hearts R many but swt hearts r rare.,Lover r many but true loves r rare. Ur names r many but u r one and only one 4 me as a SPECIAL FRND.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

No greeting card to give. No sweet flowers 2 send. No cute graphics to forward. Just a LOVING HEART saying happy valetine day