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In success and failure, in sunshine and rain, in prosperity and adversity be at peace with the world and with yourself..My best wishes

U may meet people better than me, Funnier than me, More Caring than me but one thing i can say 2 U, i will "ALWAYS" be there when they all leave U. GN.

Teacher:Draw A Diagram Of Bacteria Pappu:Here It Is Sir Teacher:Where? u Haven't Drawn Anything Pappu:Sir,Cn u See Bacteria Withot Microscop

MunnaBhai: Teray ko maaloom hai k cigarette aik tarah say slow poison ka kaam karta hai. Patient: To mujhay konsa marnay ki jaldi hai.

Boy chalo!! kisi viran jagah chalte hain..! girl tum aisi vaisi harkat to nahi karoge..?! boy bilkul nahi! girl to fir rehne do....!!

My father dug the Suez Canal. Banta: That's nothing, have you heard of Dead Sea?Santa: Yes, I have.Banta: My dad killed it.

santa got himself a puzzle game. It took him 10 hard months to finish it. He was so proud of himself because at the side of the box it was written: ?2-3 yrs?