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HANSA: A Prafful wife ko BEGUM kyo kahete he? PRAFFUL: Are hansa shaadi ke baad sare GUM husband ko milte he or BIWI... BE GUM ho jati he!!

Santa 2 Airhsts:Aapki Surat Meri Biwi Se Milti He.Airhsts Slapped Santa.Santa:Kamal He! Aadatein Bhi Milti He!

Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far? Instead u could have posted it....

On this special day,best wishes go to you,that this wonderful love u share, lasts your lifetime through.Happy anniversary

'HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY''bcoz Kabirji ne kaha tha-'Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab, network fail ho jayega,wish karoge kab?'wishing you sab se pahele.

We are fortunate that we had a Teacher as Wonderful, loving, caring as you. Happy Teacher's Day!

May God bless you with all success on the auspicious occasion of Dussahra and you may be capable of defeating all evils of your life. kishore