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Jyotishi ladke Ka Haath Dekhkar bola: "Beta Tum Bahut Padhoge"Ladka: "Saale,Padh To Main 3 saal Se Raha Hu, Yeh Bata Paas Kab Hounga...??"

Wife: "Sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo ki mere paseene nikal jaaye."Sardar gets up and switches off the fan..!

DoctoYou have brain tumour. SardaYes? Oh, Thanks doctor. DoctoWhy are you so happy ? SardaIt proves that I have brain.

What does Santa do after taking a xerox? He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes

Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love, joy And companionship For all the years of your lives

1chingari angaar se kam nahi hoti,saadgi bhi shringar se kam nahi hoti,ye to dekhne ka fark hai yaro,nahi to dosti bhi pyar se kam nahi hoti.Hpy FRIENDSHIP DAY

Inspiration Vision Strength Thanks for your guidance and support! Happy Teacher's Day