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Why do u take your wife 2 night clubs only?Laloo-By the time she gets ready no othr place is open

Wife to husband: see breaking news.. 80 yr old man ne shaadi kar li.Husband: sari umar samazdari se bitayi, akhri me bewakufi kar hi di

Ek Chota baby Apni Pregnent Mummy Se Puchta Hai Isme Kya Hai,MUMMY:Isme Pyara Baby Hai, BABY:Itna Pyara Thaa Toh KHAA Kyo Gayi?

SANTA bada sa Bag leke bus me ghusa Or Zor se chillaya: 'Khabardar'koi apni jgah se ni hilega."SANTA SINGH KULFI WALA KHUD SAB K PAS AYEGA.

Santa proposed to a girl...... Girl said: 'I'm 1 yr elder to you'. Santa said: 'Oye, no problem Soniye, I'll marry you next year

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three, Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY. So, This Is What I Want To Say, Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay...

Stars are unapproachable?Sun is very hot? Moon is 2 far?So God gave me a friend like u so that I can say 'I've my own little Universe!.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY