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Black Sky With Solo Moon With Millions Of Stars Brings U A Silent Hours 2take A Nice Rest.. Enjoy D Whole Night.. Gud Ni8 Sweet Dreams

Teen boy:Dad I want to be like Ghandhiji Dad:Good why not..!Boy:Thanx Dad so lets start with marriage as Gandhiji were married at age of 14

A newly married man asked his wife, ?Would you have married me if my father hadn?t left me a fortune???Honey,? the woman replied sweetly, ?I?d have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE?

BOY: Wud u mind dancing with me? GIRL: Sorry, main bache ke saath nahi nachti. BOY: Oh sorry mujhe pata nahi tha ki aap PREGNANT hai ok u enjoy.......!

Santa:What's the use of having a train schedule if the trains are always late. Engineer:How would we know they were late,if we didn't have a schedule?

Santa - "why are all these people running?" Banta - "This is a race, the winner will get the cup." Santa - "If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?"

I'll Always Remember The Day I Married You, Without You My Love, My Beauty, I Don't Know What I'd Do, Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two, I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.