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Don't waste your time with jealousy. Sometimes you are ahead, sometimes behind. The race is lomg and in the end its only with yourself.Best wishes

WHAT is d difference between TALENT and INTELLIGENCE..Walking on a rope above Niagra falls is talent,and not trying such thing is intelligence. Gud nyte.

Sir:Tom,wot wud happen if there is a3rd world war?Tom:Tht wud be terrible.Sir:Why?Tom:There wll be another chapter in our history book

Father to son after exam: ?let me see your report card.?Son: ?My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.?

Teacher: what is ur caste? Student: pehle to assi rajput si, fir pandit ho gaye, hun haige sardarji.. ab agge mummy di MARZI !!!

TeacheWhat is ur father?Santa: I.C.S. in summer & P.C.S. in winterTeacheWats dat?Santa: Ice-cream seller in summer & Pakoda chat seller in winter

Santa took 18 more people with him to watch a film. On being questioned about the big group, they replied that the film was only for above 18...