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Love urself ,Flirt with ur understanding,Romance with dreams,Get engaged with simplicity,Marry genuiness,Divorce the ego...Thats Good Life... *Good Morning*....

Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends. And a garden full of memories ? of many good things.best wishes

Love is sweet poison.. Dnt consume without ur beloved's advise & keep out of reach of children.. and keep it in cool and dark place.Gud evening..

T'CHER:What do we do with crude oil?S'dent:Teach it some manners

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? ?Millionaire: ?I owe everything to my wife.?Interviewer: ?Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her??Millionaire: ?Billionaire?

Sharabi knocks d Door of his Home.Wife Opens d Door.Sharabi asks Who r u? W:How dare u 4gt Ur Wife? He ans:Nasha har Gamko bhula deta hai

2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!...