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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.WINNIE : Me!

Bank robber 2 clerk: did you see me robbing?Clerk: yes.Robber shot him & asked the next clerk: did you?2nd Clerk thought 4 a while :No,But my wife saw..!!:.--

PATI:phon mere liye ho to kehna me ghar pe nahi. biwi phon utha k boli who ghar pe hai, PATI:mene mana kiya fir bhi. BIWI:ji wo mere liyetha

In Park,Cop 2 Santa-Park me aise baithe ho,Bacho pe kya asar padega?S-Hum Dono Marred heC-To Ghar me Betho S-Tab iske Pati pe kya asar Padega

Santa meets his old friend. Santa: A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B, A & B. Friend: Oye, iska matlab? Santa: Kuch nahin yaar, I mean long time no C.

We had our ups and downs, This we both know, Through it all our love Still managed to grow Different thoughts we had About many things,But our love for each other,Had no attached strings. Happy Anniversary

A Special Smile,A Special face,A SPl Sm 1 I Cnt replace.. A Special thanks from me to u,for d Special FrndShP I found in YOU Happy Frndship day