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Sardar:Dr saab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhar hua tha. Dr:to ab kya hua.Sardar:hua to kuch nahi aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha AB NAHA LU KYA..?

Banta: Bhai jaldi jao tumharey ghar main talab ka pani ghus gaya he Santa: Oye kyon jhoot bolta hay, ghar ki chabi to merepaas he

Santa & his wife buy coffee in a shop. Santa says... Drink quickly...... Wife asks why... Santa says hot coffee Rs.5 and cold coffee Rs.10.

house is built by hands.. but a home is built by hearts ! you can live without something.. if you hav someone to live for ! Happy Marriage Anniversary

Dosto ki kami ko pehchante he,Duniya k gamo ko bi jante he Ap jese dosto ka sahra heTabi to ajbi 'Haskar' Jina jante he!Hpy Frndship day!

B proud 2be an 'INDIAN' I-Independent N-Nonviolent D-Dexterity I-Intelligence A-Affection N-Nationalism "JAI HIND" Republic Day wishes

Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe, Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe, Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye, Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye, Happy Diwali