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LAST NIGHT SHE CAME TO MY BED,LAYED ON MY BODY,TOOK LIQUID FROM MY BODY AND GOT SATISFACTION .SHE WAS A MOSQUITO

A Sardar went to museum, there he broke a statue. OFFICER: you have broken a 5000 yrs old statue !! Sardar:ThankGod ! Mujhe laga naya tha.

Pathologist:Ye urine sample nai,Apple juice hai!Santa's wife:Ek phone kar loon?Dr:Why?Wife:Santaji ko batana hai k urine botle unke tiffin me chali gayi hai

Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin. Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater. Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax. Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED

************** Khirki khuli zulfein bikhri Dilne kaha dildar nikla Par haire meri footi kismat Nahaya hua sardar nikla **************

:Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend.HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY

Itnisi baat hawao ko baTaye rakna, RoshnI hogi chIrago ko jalaye rakNa, LahU dekar ki hai jiski hifazat hamne, Aise Tirange ko apne dil me basaye rakna.... PROUD TO BE AN INDIAN Jai Hind..:-D Mohit Jain..