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The Teacher asked all the students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except Banta. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

santa goes to Police st.& said ke koi mujko phone par dhamkata hai.Police:Kon?Sardar:B.S.N.L.wale,bolte hai bill na diya to Kaat dalenge.

In 1yr getting 100 Friends is nt an achivement. If 1get a Gud Frnd for 100 years,he is an achiver.am D Achiver.Bcoz I hAv u.HAPY FRNDSHP DAY

Thanku mother for all that u do, i know my thanks are far to few, I really do love u i dont say enough, 4 me those words r really tough, i wish i could express all that i feel, bt 4 me u know thats a big deal, Have a g8 day i m thinking of u , i hope my feelings r getting through. Happy Mothers Day

"aaj se aap ke yaha...dhan... ki barsat ho, maa laxmi ka... vas... ho, sankatto ka.... nash... ho har dil par aapka... raj... ho, unnati ka sar par... taj... ho ghar me shanti ka.... vas... ho HAPPY DIWALI

Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad Usi Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi.

Vanila ki khusbu, Icecream ki bahar,Garmi ka mausam,Aane ko Taiyar,Thodi si masti,thoda sa pyar,Freeze kular rakho taiyar! HAPPY SUMMER.